Alright, listen up you lot! I’m here to tell ya how to make that bloody Instagram less of a shambles. Pay attention or bugger off!
Tame the Tossers
First things first, let’s sort out those tossers cluttering up your feed. Unfollow all those wankstains who only post selfies and inspirational quotes like they’re some kind of sodding philosopher. Ain’t nobody got time for that bollocks.
Show Some Personality
No one wants to see another boring arse photo of your avocado toast or latte art. Spice things up, mate! Show off your Kamba heritage with some vibrant and unique content. Share stories about your culture, traditions, and maybe even throw in a cheeky Geordie phrase or two just for kicks.
Bloody Engage!
If you want people to give a toss about what you’re posting on Instagram, then get involved in the community! Leave comments on other folks’ posts (but keep it friendly unless they deserve a proper slagging). Join groups and hashtags related to your interests so you can connect with like-minded individuals who aren’t complete numpties.
In Conclusion: Don’t Be a Twat
To sum it all up, if you want Instagram to be less of an absolute shitshow, take control of what you see by unfollowing the wankers. Inject some personality into your own posts by showcasing your Kamba background and throwing in some Geordie slang for good measure. And finally, engage with others instead of being an antisocial twatwaffle sitting there scrolling mindlessly through endless rubbish. Now go forth and make Instagram a bloody brilliant place!